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Biblical, hidden meanings


Even when lightly turned, this a serious treatise

The meaning of words and phrases in the bible, that no Christian will ever know

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THE word OCCULT



"Occult" means "hidden," and refers to ancient knowledge that is purposefully written in a coded form, called mythology.


Christians believe that anything that is not in the Bible is considered Evil, and must be repressed, not read.

2,000 years of Christian censorship have tried, but failed to repress ancient occult knowledge , of which the very bible itself is qualified.



Go Figure!!!!

Lets have a look at the OCCULT (hidden knowledge)


Not to be confused with the word CULT.

A cult is what religion is!!!


OCCULT, represents truth and freedom, especially from them (religion)

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WINDOWS of understanding

Eziekels wheels/chakras

seven seals/chakras

book of life/you

rods, staffs/spine

rivers/spinal canal, fluid

Third heaven/third ventricle of the brain, the right hemisphere

fire/fornix of the brain

living creatures/spirit of god

four faces/four fixed signs of the zodiac (cosmic energy)

serpents/kundalini

Son of man/renewed mind

new jerusalem/renewed mind

dome/top of skull

chariots/symbol of gods protection, flying to the sun etc..

angels/angles of light, messenger particles

all sevens in ancient scriptures/seven chakras

heaven/higher consciousness

jesus/solar plexus energy, sun center

The two witnesses's /are the mind and the emotions

Meet lord in air/out of body experience

death/end of ego, lower mind control

satan/ego

temple made without hands/brain

tabernacle/brain

solomon/ sol=sun, om=aum, on=city of the sun

israel/isis, ra, elohim, the full manifested quality of god

jew/one inwardly (meditates)

iron,brass/ hard headed, stubborn, lower mind, ego

sin/chaldean moon god

mistakes/ what religion calls sin

religion/sin



moses/shouldn't have listened to god, someone you wouldn't want to lead you anywhere without a modern gps, a fool for wandering around in the fucking desert, and wasting forty years of his life and everyone else's


god/ the biggest tyrant in the universe, he hardened pharaohs heart, what an ass hole, god directly caused the Iaraelites to remain in captivity a longer time


sea of reeds/ your swampy lower nature


red sea/mistranslation, not in the original greek bible, the Septuagint


revelations/ symbology about opening the seven chakras on your spine, and revealing your true nature


bible/ greek mythology describing the enlightenment experience, a control book for the masses, when read literally, the most misunderstood book of mythology in the world


666/ mans lower consciousness


horses/ represent the power of the lower ego mind, except the white horse, which represents the spirit.


lamb of god/pineal gland, gets roasted at the passover


passover/ passing over from the lower consciousness to a higher consciousness




man with pitcher of water/Aquarius

luz/light

light/god, jesus, you

speed of light/186,400 the tribe of Judah

tribe of Judah/YOU

zodiac/ cosmic energy/electromagnetism

12 disciples/ 12 signs of the zodiac, 12 cranial nerves of the brain

24 elders/ 12 zodiac+12 nerves=24 elders in the temple/brain

exodus/leaving the ego mind, lower consciousness behind

Egypt/the lower nature

pharaoh/ego

babylon/lower nature



adam and eve/ ionic bonding, left and right hemispheres of the brain, representing the duality of all of nature, yin and yang



cain and abel/ left and righ hemispheres of the brain
t
eden story liar/god

eden story truth teller/serpent

mene mene/ ngc4555

7th angel/eta carina

land of pineal/pineal gland


meschac, shedrach and abendigo/the physical, the intellectual and the emotional nature, that has to go into the furnace heated seven times


holy of holies/ third ventricle at the right hemisphere of the brain


cheribums, cheubs etc../cerebrum, cover for the brain, looks like two wings


veil/arachnoid of the brain, separates both hemispheres


bringing seven types of clean animals to the lords barbecue/your animal being smote in the furnace heated seven times


Noah/ shouldn't have listened to god, a fool, for not making god click his heels together and cause that fucking big boat to materialize out of thin air


Jonah/a big fish ate him, then puked him out on a beach, and he became a minister


Joshua/stopped the sun and moon dead in their tracks, by yelling at them




seriously!

In Joshua's story we find that he commanded the sun and moon to stand still, while he slew his enemies. Here again we are facing a fact within ourselves.


Every initiate must be able to command these forces within himself to be still, in other words he must be able to still his lower desires, so that this power can pass up the spine in safety and bring about illumination.


spirit/electromagnetism

melchizedek/dark matter


Jesus/the physical SUN, and solar plexus in you



crucifixion/all gods need a human Scarface, it's just the way things are, it is your dead animal personality resurrected from the dead


barbecues/what god commands when he's hungry, always gets someone else to do the cooking though, he's too busy attending to more important matters, like slaughtering all the ites in the old testament


ites/who you wouldn't want to be if you were living in the days of gods temper tantrum, except for the israelites, god's chosen ones.


Alter/the human brain, the right side, where god loves the smell of steaks cooking in the desert, giant barbecues, the lord loves a good barbecue, his barbecues made Cesar's seven year feast look like a weeny roast


mt. of olives/ the olivera glands at the base of the skull

number 33/ your 33 vertebrae

moon/lower nature

sun/higher nature

golgotha/latin skull

calvary/root of calveria, means skull

earth/man, woman

hell/living in sin (the emotional body), and being part of religion.

Arks,arcs/human brain (consciousness)

AXE head floats on water in the bible/axe was the ancient symbol of god


burning bush/pineal gland

donkey/animal mind

cananites/negative thought patterns in the mind, the brain under the influence od the emotional body


philistines/same


sampson seven locks cut/one who has lost spiritual power, no energy in the seven chakras, wheels, seals etc...


old testament/left hemisphere of the brain, physical

new testament/right hemisphere of the brain, spiritual

matthew, mark, luke and john/ the four fixed signs of the zodiac

30 pieces of silver/each sign is 30 degrees

born in a manger/born with an animal mind

I gave man the mind of an animal, until seven times passes by for him, said god!!


Pentecost=49 days plus one=50 days/the pineal gland of the brain is complete on the 49th day and is energized by zodiacal light

eating pork/consuming things of the lower matured thoughts, oink, oink


wine/divine truth

wine press/the higher consciousness

cloaks and coats/ego coverings, false facades, false personality

metals/states of consciousness

tubalcain/ left emanation, the brain operating on the left physical

tree of life/spine

talking snakes/not when you're sober, the spine, the physical

serpent on a pole/symbol of the caduceus/kundalini

long hair/spiritual power

short hair, or bald/devoid of spiritual power

north/subconscious mind

east/christ mind, spiritual right side

south/emotions

west/physical left side

golden calf/age of taurus

fish/age of Pisces

man with pitcher of water/Aquarius

walking on water/ second stage of meditation
earth, water, air, fire

birth/a new or renewed consciousness

Buddha, Krishna/ symbolic of the birth of self, the world soul

Confucius/symbol of the higher consciousness

bitter/suffering, as the herbs were bitter, or the book the angel ate was bitter, purification of the soul

blood/symbol of divine life, the life force symbol of

blind/being consumed and immersed in the lower self

brick and mortar/symbolic of superstition, the israelites made bricks with straw

straw/symbol of the lower self, it is not enduring

cattle and oxen/symbol of the lower animal nature

son or daughter/ symbol of a new state of being, thoughts in the mind, either negative or positive

crown/symbol of supremacy over the lower nature

thorns/symbolic of evils and sufferings, brought on by the lower self

teeth gnashing/ symbol of negative , conditions which brings suffering for a time

star in the east/ symbol of the rise to the knowledge of truth

stairs/symbol of soul progression as in Jacobs ladder

window/ symbol of an opening in the soul towards the higher spiritual growth, whereby the light of truth may shine in, god ordered one window on the ark

sex/when the divine spark or god divides into two essences, begetting either higher or lower thoughts, that arise out of the mind

seeds/symbol of the manifesting godhead in all things

seas/desires and passions

scorpion/symbol of the hurtful things that arise out of the lower minds

scapegoat/symbol of ignorance and error

salt/symbol of truth



virgin/symbol of purification, a new mind, the virgin mind or consciousness, devoid of the systems of the world, born of a virgin


vinegar/ suffering and sorrow, brought on by the lower mind


veil/ symbol of the higher mind inaccessible by the lower mind, as the veil of Isis, or the veil over the old testament, what women wear in the middle east, because they do not know this


throne/higher mind, what you sit on, when you do your business


thief/symbol of the lower mind controlling the personality instead of the higher mind


number ten/ a symbol of perfection and completion, as in the lost ten tribes of Israel, lost because their perfection is polluted by the lower mind, ten signifies perfection as the number seven is the manifestation of the seven seals completion of the spirit, then the trinity is added on to that, the three aspects of your nature, then you have ten. the beast of revelations has seven heads and ten horns. Scary HUH?


Tao/symbol of the absolute, the all, god, everything


swastika/originally an ancient Vietnamese and Korean religious symbol depicting the cycle of life, Hitler chose it, because of his occult background, he like what it stood for, and considered Germany to be the new wheel of life.


spears and swords/symbols of divinity, the power of the spiritual, as the flaming turning sword guarding the the holy of holies


sailor/symbol of the divine ego, the director of the soul, hoist your sail and catch the breeze, and push out into the deep with your own efforts, which propels the boat of your soul


sackcloth/symbol of discipline and restraint put upon the lower nature, as one covered in sackcloth, one in deep meditation
rudder/symbol of truth, guiding the evolution of the soul


reed/ the constitution of a man easily shaken, a light man spiritually, easily tossed to and fro, the sea of reeds was parted by moses (the intellect), you see?


Joshua/ the son of NUN, the first god of mythology, represents the higher mind under the direction of the spirit of god


intoxication/symbol of the stupefying nature as an influx of the higher nature, for which it is unprepared for


herod/ symbol of the lower mind, the ruler of the lower nature, the immature mind


hermes/symbol of the threefold aspect of self, devoid of the fourth spiritual, holding three parts of the secret of the whole


hell/symbol of the underworld, the mind in the depths of the lower nature, the bottomless pit, controlled by the emotions


grapes/symbol of the spiritual nature, the higher mind


fig leaf/symbol of the spiritual growth, unobserved by the lower nature


Pilate/symbol of ordinary worldly mindedness, no cares what so ever, a fool, an action incapable of a straight course


pharisees/symbol of the state of mind that produces literalism and dogmatism, the ones jesus came against in the bible narrative


ashes/symbol of the newly create mind, as the dead animal personality is burned


Armageddon/ the final war and victroy over the lower nature in us all


armies/ symbol of the disciplined mental qualities, ready to do battle with the lower ego


amen/symbol of the higher self


ambrosia/a symbol of divine universal truth


sea of glass or crystal/ symbol of the stilled mind in meditation, complete control over the lower ego. In revelations it describes the new jerusalem as liken to a sea of glass and crystals etc...


harlot, whore, prostitute/ symbol of the desires of the lower mind, holding sway over the higher


demiurge/symbol of the worldly man devoid of a higher aspect


oracle/symbol of the inner nature, questioned and intuition apprehended, taking direction from the inner light as opposed to the outer false world


original sin/symbol of the state of ignorance, the lowest condition of ignorance, you know the ones?


peter/symbol of the lower mind, the first chakra, whereby jesus built his church upon this rock or foundation


poverty/symbol of lack of reality, a defiency of truth


riches/symbol of higher emotions and true wisdom and knowledge of self


sabbath/symbol of the life force after it has reached mt zion or the croen (seventh) chakra, the day of rest


rod of iron/symbol of the spine taking direction from the right, as opposed the lower left physical


lot/symbol of the soul still in progression


munmmy/symbol of the self covered in it''s ego coverings, the soul wrapped up in ignorance, dead in sins (emotional issues) etc...


neighbor/symbol of the quality and iffinaty for another, as your middle self has it's neighbor with the lower self  do not covet your neighbors wife


jordan/a symbol of the spine and the spinal fluid as the river of life, the seed must swim up to, to get to the fathers house


leper/symbol of the lower mind troubled with conflicting desires and emotions and confused ideas


nakedness/a symbol of purity, that is freedom from the limitations of the lower mind or nature


valleys/lower consciousness

mountains/higher consciousness


paul/ lier, he caught you with guile, sneaky bastard


gentile/lower natured thoughts, that arise of the lower left physical mind


wind/metaphysical word for spirit


pharisees/people who wear funny hats and fancy robes, that sit in moses seat (pretend to be pious), you know the ones!!


sky rolling up as a scroll/ the mind being renewed, the new jerusalem that came down from heaven, the old nature departing, a new sky for you as the old vanishes before your eyes


stars falling to the earth/cosmic energy (electromagnetism) entering your crown chakra


a third of anything/the lower triad that makes up the ego


blood/symbol of life force


seas/arteries, veins etc...waters of life that carry the seed of intuition


firmament above/the regions above the diaphram


firmanent below/ the regions below the diaphram


god/an egotistical tyrant that once said, if he finds you, he will rape your wife in front of your eyes and then run you through with the sword. Hint, don't seek him, and don't let him find you, simple enough


fire/spirit of god


six water pots/the first six chakras, to the brow chakra, the six days of creation


alien within your gates/jesus/god


gates/twelve cranial nerves of the brain


cities/brain


flesh pots of egypt/those that operate off the lower left carnal mind set


goliath/giants/the ego


david/ the higher consciousness


giants intercoursing with daughters of men/the ego in control of the mind


tribes in the bible/ streams of negative lower thoughts, carnal thinking etc...the ones that god was busy killing throughout the old testament


babies/lower mind thoughts


stoned/what people did in the bible, to write all this crazy stuff


prostitutes/lower mind thoughts


all of the begetting in the old testament/either thoughts that arise out of the right hemisphere of the brain, the descendents os abel


or all the thoughts that originate from the left hemisphere of the brain, the off spring of cain


sheep/divinr thoughts


tills the ground/lower mind


mt. zion, and all mountains/higher consciousness


pearls/wisdom


wisdom/what reborn christians don't have


god/the ultimate terroist, never to be trumped


jesus/a mideavil hippe type character that couldn't make up his mind whether or not you should buy swords, or beat them into plough shares, a very cinfused commune leader, he also commanded that we hate our mothers and fathers, and threw those that bought and sold pigeons out of the temple.


mary/ a poor woman that the holy lightening ghost found, then he raped her, as he said he would elsewhere in the bible


Sodom and Gamorrah/the san francisco of the day


komandi/doesn't even believe that he himself exists


riches/spiritual power


filthy lucre/lusting after material things


biblical church/meditation


biblical prayer/medtation


birds and fowel/flying things/thoughts from the lower mind, pride vanity, personality


dove/symbol of spirit

make dung cakes and eat your own dung/eat your own wrods and deeds, that arise out of the lower mind


herod/merchant marine, the law of the sea, the phyhsical


Ceasar/the physical


kings of the earth/egos everywhere, you know the ones


deserts/the mind operating off of the lower left side, the ego


the true high priest/the spirit, jezeus


mandrakes/what women traded sex for in the bible


daniel/a prophet of god and a lion tamer amongst other things


John the revelator/some old guy that ate too much mandrakes, and took too many magic mushrooms. then wrote the most bizzare story in the world.


Eziekel/some guy fascinated with wheels, chariots and stuff, kind of an ancient Nostrodamus


Gods chosen people/always pillaging cities, gathering up all the virgins for themselves, planting vineyards and getting drunk, hey I would have asked to be one of gods chosen too, if I was living in the day, imagine all the killing you could do, and in the name of god almighty himself, not to mention all those young virgins, what a deal!


garments/soul coverings

milk/untruth

meat/truth

land of mik and honey/the brain

get to know someone/to fuck or get fucked, to have relations with either your higher nature or lower nature, depending on the story line

circumcision/to excise the the thoughts of the lower mind.

parables/what was every word that proceeded out of the mouth of jezeus and god


22 chapters of revealtion/22 cards in the tarot deck, 22 letters in the hebrew alphabet


Romans 13:1, " Let every soul be subject to the higher powers., the higher nature.



"WE are FORTY when we are born the first time, as a physical human being.


(Physical) Material HUMAN "


"Our second birth, is when we have Opened the SEVEN seals on our backsides. (Spititual) GOD"




NUMBER forty

The human gestation is 40 weeks. or 9 months.


WE are 40 and WE are 9 until we become 0 the void. The cosmic man/woman.


The number FORTY represents MAN/WOMAN, the PHYSICAL, not the SPITITUAL, which is SEVEN. So in this case, the Bible uses the number FORTY to describe, mans state, apart from the cosmos or god. It's all just Symbolism!


The number forty "40" has remarkable coincidences in the Bible.


There were forty days of rain (Gen. 7:17) at the time of the flood, forty days before sending forth the raven (Gen. 8:6), Forty days for embalming (Gen. 50:3), and of fasting by Moses (Ex. 24:18; 34:28; Deut. 9:9,25), by Elijah (1 Kin. 19:8), and by Jesus (Matt. 4:2). Spies were in the promised land for forty days (Num. 13:25).


The number forty is used over 200 times in the bible.



Women over FORTY

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:


A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.


Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.


Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.


You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.


They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you! are act ing like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.


Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of h imself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.


For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!


forward to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40 or who have female friends over 40!


The Kabbalah, which is the core of the jewish oral Law, describes the Sefirot. The Sefirot are the centers of divine qualities in the spiritual body of a person.


They are ten in number, and they correspond perfectly to the chakras in their location and their qualities.


The ten lost tribes of IS RA EL.


Lost, because the knowledge of the tree of life and the kabalah has been lost to most people

1260 days/=9
153 fish/=9
3 1/2 days/=9, do the math
666/=18=9

Mt:20:5: Again he went out about the sixth and ninth hour, and did likewise.


Mt:27:45: Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land unto the ninth.


Mt:27:46: And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?


The Gospel of the Holy Twelve:82:26:When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished". And he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost. And it was in the ninth hour.


Acts:3:1: Now Peter and John went up together into the temple at the hour of prayer, being the ninth hour.


Acts:10:3: he saw in a vision evidently about the ninth hour of the day an angel of God coming in to him, and saying unto him, Cornelius.


Acts:10:30: And Cornelius said, Four days ago I was fasting until this hour; and at the ninth hour I prayed in my house, and, behold, a man stood before me in bright clothing,
the sun: 864 000 =8+6+4 = 18 = 1+8 = 9
the moon:21,600 =2+1+6 = 9
the earth:7,920 =7+9+2 = 18 = 1+8 =9
144,000/(9)

The body/ has 9 openings

It takes 2,160 years to traverse one sign of the zodiac=9

A great year is 25,920 years reduces to 9


24 hours = 144 minutes, also the measure of a man in the bible/, and the measure of the temple. reduces to 9


It takes 9 months of pregancy/ to create a full term human baby


nine/ the number of waking human consciousness in ancient mythology
the nine muses etc....


FOR THERE IS NO POWER BUT OF GOD: THE POWERS THAT BE, ARE ORDAINED OF GOD."


Isaia6 45:7, " I form the light and create darkness, I MAKE PEACE AND CREATE EVIL, I THE LORD DO ALL THESE THINGS."

We have been taught to fear a person that does not exist, instead of understanding a true farce of nature that does.


Satan is simply an allegorical symbol for the other side of nature. Winter, night, storm, not to be feared, but to be understood.


Together with Santa Claus, the tooth ferry, and the Easter Bunny, our religious heritage has given us Satan as a person who exists, to take our attention away from ourselves, lest we heal ourselves .


Instead we look to the church to save us from Satan. We look to the church to save us from nature, of which they know nothing.


So lift the mask of Satan and you will see the face of God. The creative male and female, universal force, that has created opposing forces which we all experience, and by experiencing them, we live.


Satan and God, one in the same. The opposing forces of nature that sustain all life.


Horus and set, Yin and yang, light and dark, it's all the same.........



INVISIBLE NATURE WE


HAVE MADE INTO SATAN


And what is all of this that we have created as Satan.

It is the collision of natural powers of magnetism .

Powers of hot and cold, of light and darkness which when they collide cause turbulence. That natural phenomena we have turned into devils and demons created by superstitious minds of the dark ages and perpetuated by devious minds of the enlightened era of science.


And just what can be accomplished when speaking the name of Satan.

And religion had convinced you there was a REAL Devil and real HELL, there is!


They are states of consciousness.


Lets quit believing is dark age superstitions.
Know the truth and the truth will set you free. Free from them (religious scare tactics).


THE MYTHOLOGICAL BOOK OF REVELATION


A mythological story such as the Book of Revelation when interpreted literally, becomes a catalyst for fear. People not only become frightened and find themselves subjected to bizarre religious groups, but in addition the very same mythological tales of mind psychology become the basis of violence and killing upon the planet earth.


The Biblical book of Revelation is Greek mythology. Greek mythology totally misunderstood by the religious pundits of this era who use it to frighten and coerce their followers and the rest of us as well.



BLAISE PASCAL

I don’t know if you have ever heard of Blaise Pascal.

He was a 17th century French mathematicion, philosopher, and theologian.


He said.


"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."


Being part of religion is HELL, the mind controlled by SATAN (the pastor or priest).



Everything is UPSIDE doen isn't it?


Lets see Dinosaurs which did exist, because they have the skeletons to prove it, existed 30-70 million years ago, that's millions.


Fundamentalist Christians believe that the entire Universe and the earth is a mere six thousand years old, so lets see....


The Book of Genesis tells the story of Noah and
Tradition and Bible literalists place this event in 2345 B.C
(Some Creationists estimate that the flood took place about 4000-5000 ybp [years before present], which was the height of the Egyptian civilization.) -Adam Levenstein


To which Keith Harwood adds: The prehistory of Egypt stretches from about 8000 BCE.

The earliest forms of writing were about 7,000 years ago


NOVA: There have been claims that a great civilization predates ancient dynastic Egypt one that existed some 10,500 years B.C. and that this civilization was responsible for building the pyramids and sculpting the Sphinx.



US scientist finds 7000-year-old tree stumps

Light travels at 186,400 ml/sec the light that we are now seeing from just the Andromeda Galaxy, took 2.5 million years to reach the earth. that means that we couldn't see this light, if the universe was only six thousand years old, get it?

In fact if the universe was only six thousand years old, we wouldn't see any of the stars and galixies n the night sky at all!! because the light from most of them takes hundreds of thousands and millions of years to rech us.

The universe is about 13.7 billion years old. Light reaching us from the earliest known galaxies has been travelling, therefore, for more than 13 billion years.

No way that the six thousand year christian model can hold water, you see?

A photon reaching us today after travelling for 13.7 billion years is now 78 billion light-years away,"

Since nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, consider this.....


The Milky Way, our galaxy, is enormous, so big that it takes light 70,000 years to travel all the way across the galaxy at the constant speed of light.

which means that when we look up at night, we wouldn't even be able to see the milky way galaxy with it's trillions of stars, if in fact everything was only six thousand years old.


But wait,Creationists are forever claiming that the world and the entire universe started only around 6,000 years ago.

So then how couuld we see all these galaxies when light from them takes thousands, millions and billions of years to reach our retinas?


Huh? Even a close quasar is 600 million light years away, to see it means that we're looking at light that left it, many many thousands of years ago, which is a considerably longer period of time than 6,000 years, that christards claim.

HMM????

Creationists believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, because the bible says a day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years is as a day.


And god created the heavens and earth in 6 days in genesis, or 6 thousand years to these nincompoops, and being very tired from all his works, from six days or six thousand years he rested on the seventh day. or the seventh thousand year period.


And since we have no modern version of the dinosaur, we will assume that Noah didn't bring any on the ark.


How come dinosaurs could exist 50 million years ago, when the earth and cosmos is only 6000 years old?

Oh! but wait, the earth itself is about 4.6 million years old.

Did I miss something?


Christianity/mind fuck, they read the bibles LITERALLY!

Christians/Blank minds

all religions/mothers of all Empty minds

catholic church/greatest whore on the earth


To be a Christian, you have to check your brains in at the door of the nearest god box down the street, or just lay your mind aside all together.


Either way it's all the same. Religion equals insanity worse than those housed in mental institutions, christianity is the same as having a labotomy.


6000 years old, pull your heads out would ya??


For God's sake, you insult the very creator that you claim created you.


God gave you a brain, use it dummies!!!

he said don't read the bible LITERALLY!!

yes!

"don't be a minister of the letter, for the letter (literal) killeth" the understanding. Said god!

WOW! JUST WOW!!!


Do we use symbols in our language, today?

I therefore submit to you, in your own language, in symbols (dark sayings). Nothing means what it says, but you understand all of it.

He's off the wall.
It's apiece of cake.
He spilled the beans.
He shot off his mouth (ouch that must of hurt).
She's green with envy.
You’re going against the grain.
We have run amuck.
She's the apple of his eye.
I'll take a back seat (not in the back of the room).
You’re barking up the wrong tree (a dog)?
Stop beating around the bush (a gardener)?
Let’s get down to brass tacks.
To draw on a dead horse (old navy)
My pigs flying baker (also old navy) bet you don’t know what that one means. Its from the old china fleet, yes we had one.
He’s three sheets to the wind.
he let the cat out of the bag ( better go catch him).
There are shooting the bull (not real bulls now)..
He kicked the bucket.
What’s the scuttlebutt going round.
He drinks like a fish.
He flew off the handle (jack gets exercise).
He gets my goat ( cant have anyone stealing my goats now).
It's raining cats and dogs ( that must hurt).
Your’e pulling my leg (ouch).
I got it for poultry mount (little money).
I got it for chicken feed (its a little money).
The whole kit and kabootle
Someone sent me a red herring
To take French leave
to go dutch
Who's the peck of the manger
A jerkwater town
Put a sock in it
Got to roll up my pants legs, the shit is gettin deep
By hook and by crook
bye and bye
He dropped a dime on me
Don't take any wooden yen
An american omeal
crooked as a dogs hind legs
keeper of bows and arrows, an archer
constantly making left turns
diareah of the mouth
windbag
didn't you see the handwriting on the wall
section eight
a fine hammer
you've got mud on your shoes buddy
a can of worms
hit the head of the nail
stop jerking me around
raises pigeons
sent me down the river in a conoe without a paddle
walking on the side of the road kicking cow turds
pushing up daises
The chickens ahve come come home to roost (what goes around, comes around)
bought the farm
sailing without a rudder
he doesn't have a full sea bag
speaks with a forked tongue
driving without a map
burning the midnight oil ( I have done plenty of that)
a feather in my cap
to draw a sword at the sight of a mosquito
treading on thin ice
a hard row to hoe
hoodwinked
sdomethings rotten in denmark
here's mud in your eye
slipped off of a slippery slope
he blew a gasket
to clean the bilges
one with short eyes
long on the tooth
rough around the edges
open mouth and insert foot


To "bury the hatchet", or "chew the rag", or "hit the road",or "push the envelope", or "kick the bucket", or "go on the wagon", or "burn your bridges", or "bite the dust", or "carry your cross", or "drag your feet", or "dig in your heels", are figures-of-speech not meant to be taken literally; but semantically. You do understand what the word semantics means, don't you? Good! I thought so!


The Apostle Paul used a figure-of-speech when he quoted from Prov25:21 and told the Romans (12:20) to feed their enemies and give them to drink "for in so doing you shall heap coals of fire on their heads!"


It sounds harsh and hurtful in the natural and literal, but the figure only means that your kindness will make them ashamed of themselves for the way they've treated you.


When the figure says something that hides the real meaning, it's like a cross between an ambiguity and an allegory. Like speaking in code, or wearing a disguise. Its a veil that one must remove to get a glimpse of the godess ISIS.


If you "got out on the wrong side of the bed" this morning, and found "a monkey on your back", or "a skeleton in your closet"; you'd be thinking seriously about turning over a new leaf, or getting your head on straight; even if it took until the cows come home, or hell froze over, wouldn't you?


A king is a ruler because that's a foot long, and a foot goes into a shoe, which is what you do to a fly, and when you fly you're up in the air, and an heir is one who has a fortune, and with one of those you can charge all you like, and a since a king is the one who's in charge; that's why a king is a ruler! This is foolish and cockeyed logic for sure! But dont forget to watch your Ps and Qs.


To say that someone is 'strong as an ox', or 'faster than greased lightning', or 'slower than molasses in January', isn't meant to be taken literally; nor is it said with the intent to deceive. Its all about style, and God has plenty of it.


"The foolishness of God is wiser than men", and "God chose the foolish things of the world to confound the wise", 1Cor1:25.

And in Genesis we find God speaking in the Wisdom of the ages, Dark Sayings.


49:17 Dan shall be a serpent by the way, an adder in the path, that biteth the horse heels, so that his rider shall fall backward. If one is resonating with the higher forces (dan) the stubborn animal nature in you will be controlled


This is the hidden meaning "their minds are blinded"it is as if a veil covers the Old Testament when they read (1 Corinthians 3:13-16).

When Jesus disciples failed to see that hidden meaning in the Old Testament, He called them "fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken" (Luke 24:25).


Maybe there's a squirrel in the woodpile. If the verses quoted herein don't say pretty much the same thing in your own Bible, there's something rotten in Denmark and you ought to look into it, because Victor Borge, with his rapier wit, isn't the only one who delights in WORD-games.


That's Whiskey, Oscar, Romeo, Delta, in military phonetics (formerly William, Oboe, Roger, Dog), and the many lovers of Scrabble, Crosswords, Acrostics, etc., attest to the popularity and of language-wrestling.


Thus we have substantial evidence throughout the Bible to suggest that it is a symbolic book and should not be taken literally. With this evidence, we can then proceed to look at the crucifixion of Jesus Christ as a symbolic story.


So you see the Bible is veiled in mystical words, symbols and allegory, How do I know, because the Bible tells me so. Your local church pastor or priest never told you this, because they are the blind following the blind.


keeping it real, what the heck? Oh well!!!


This is just s a partial list of old or dark or symbolic statements. This language was a staple of the literary of the old days. Everyone loves to use symbolic language it ads color and character the language.


hardest kick you have ever given to a dead horse!


duet.14:8

And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase.


No pork, oh no!! But I like pork god, why?

I am speaking to you in a parable you idiot!

Ok, you don't have to get upset, I get it! a parable, right!
Why didn't you say so?


I did, all throughout the good book, did you actually read it, or did you just go to church like a blind fool?

Ok! my bad, I should have read it, I guess!


I am the lord your god, and my wisdom is gretaer than yours, that's why I speak in dark speeches, to confound the ignorant fools that don't read, learn and understand. Didn't you ever learn that true knowledge is never given in a straight-forward manner?


Look! and then learn my parable, you fool!


Dont eat pork really means dont consume the mind with or think about lower nature things, like casting blame finding fault, premeditating horrific things to do to your fellow man, pigs are symbols of filth and dirt because they wallow in mud, so symbolically speaking dont eat pork, really means dont consume toughts of the lower mind. Oink Oink. Get it now?


Got it!!! Thanks god for the epiphany


Don't mention it!


God!, answer me this; why don't you heap coals of fire upon the Catholic church and destroy the mosque in Mecca with extreme ague and with an inflamation, and a fever, and with a mildew, and end this religious lunacy once and for all?


Because!, didn't you learn from the beginning, that life is a struggle a fight, a striving, for if there was no fight, and no struggle, there would be no growth, you can only build muscle by opposing gravity, which I invented, by the way.


You can only come to know me, by way of a struggle a fight, so I let these bogies exist, in order that you have opposition, all of life is opposition, to keep the fight in you, you see that is the way I designed everything in nature, there was simply no other way that I could have done it. So go now and have your fight, slug it out!


Thanks again god, for the undestanding of your wisdom.


Don't mention it!

Now go fight, that's the real reason you are here, other than to enjoy the earth and life, the boardwalk, frankfurters and ice cream and puupy dogs, sex and good vintage wine.


If those scribes and pharisees that sit in Moses seat don't get it, and neither do thier blind followers, well then that's their fault, not mine.


I gave them a brain and if they decided not to use it, well then, who is to blame, certainly not me! I have nothing to with it, because I do not actually interfere with human affairs, oh! and I don't answer prayers either, but you knew that already, didn't you.


You see it is very tiring to try and read the thoughts of billions of humans on this one planet, because I actually have billions of other planets in the universe that I created that have life froms on them as well, and there's simply no way I can keep up with all of you and your petty thoughts.


But if you seek within yourself, my presense will be known, I can assure you, that's the way I set it up from the beginning, and I left the instructions, for those that can read my dark speech.


Now go and prophecy in sackcloth for seven years!


And remember, I make darkness my secret place, and there I will meet you between the two cheribums.


The Egyptians were fond of saying we were sitting around eating their gods. they were talking about, consuming mentally their gods, not literally eating them. So I’ve got to tend to my flock now, my sheep are getting away. Sheep are divine thoughts. Some are of this fold and some are not. (Some are negative).


Why did Samson lose his power as Delilah cut his hair?


Again it’s a symbolic tale. Samson represents you, and me. The hair represents the spiritual power, which grows out of the higher mind. When this power is cut away by the emotions (lower nature) represented by Delilah, we then lose the inherent divine power or common sense that enables us to overcome our enemies.



(Our Negative THOUGHTS).


Now, I have an axe to gring with you, should I go and get my axe and grinder?


Literalism completely destroys the ancient scripts and their true meanings!


Literalism (scientific prose) is devoid of poetry in language, poetry adds color to language and makes it interesting!


The bible was written in an ancient poetic prose, that was never meant to be read in any LITERAL sense. The bible even says it, not me!

talking snakes and talking donkeys! Please!!! don't insult my intelligence!


Religion has totally missed the mark, with their misguided missles of destruction.


Isaiah 13:15-18 If God can find you, he will "thrust you through," smash your children "to pieces" before your eyes, and rape your wife. Here God will rape your wife after killing your children. WOW!!


Duet: The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

HOLY CRAP!!!!


Smite you with a fever, now that's bad.


"I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it. lev 26:16


Hard huh ! Its all symbols, dark sayings and allegory, the verses and stories in the bible are like hard nuts, that have cracked many a tooth, for the true seeker of truth.
BUT WAIT ! It says


EZ:20 Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! they say of me, Doth he not speak in parables?1 Cor. 3:2 ''Yet among the mature we do impart wisdom. We impart a secret and hidden wisdom of God.


Oh ! these are parables and hidden wisdom, Mythology, now I get it.


Why then hasnt religion told me this, why hasnt your average soap box tv evangelist or corner church, black collar wearing minister told us this?


Because they havnt a clue, they've scarcely even read the bible, so how could they possibly know, much less teach you anything?


 Romans 2:28 says a Jew is not one outwardly but inwardly.


2 Corinthians 3:6 specifically warns us about taking these words literally, be not a minister of the letter.


2 Corinthians 3:15 says that when people read the Old Testament a veil is over their heart, meaning they do not understand what they see, it is hidden.


But now you know!!!


To most who read it it is as incomprehensible as any fantastic myth, The Bible expresses in an veiled manner, only understood by initiates of the mystery schools, The doctrine of Moses and the prophets are identical with that of ancient Egyptians, Greeks and other myths.


The Hebrew books were written only to recall to memory the truths, thus was a second bible born... uncomprehended by the Christians: a collection of monstrous absurdities, if read literally.



Master Mason: Thomas dubose


The majority of "the people" even those of the upper classes who are educated and hold college degrees are not immune, and are passive; blind, deaf, and dumb.


They follow their mis-leaders into chaos and catastrophe.


If one of these mis-leaders jumped off of a cliff, all the followers would do likewise, as evident in the Jim Jones case, David Coresh and the branch Dividians, Heavens gate, Applewhite and others.


 Most people are as lost sheep in the need of a shepherd, but unfortunately for these lost sheep the shepherd is always one who is a watch cap short of a full seabag, the shepherd is most of the time, a wolf in sheeps clothing, a meglomaniac, twisted psycho, schitzoid manic depressent, from reading the bible LITERALLY.


Paul even says it

The initiate Paul gives a number of clues about this hidden wisdom. In writing to the church at Corinth he says: ''I fed you with milk, not solid food, for you were not ready for it, and even yet you are not ready.'' (1 Cor. 3:2)


''Yet among the mature we do impart wisdom. We impart a secret and hidden wisdom of God, which God decreed before the ages for our glorification.


What no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the heart of man conceived, what God has prepared for those who love him, God has revealed to us through the Spirit. For the Spirit searches everything, even the depths of God.'' (1 Cor. 2:6-7, 9-10)


Are you ready for (solid food) the secret hidden wisdom?


Concerning attacks on Theosophical concepts such as the "seven races" and "seven globes," just keep in mind that the perennial philosophy holds that the highest part of what makes up a person pre-exists on a higher plane-and will return there after we cross over. Just remember the old gnostic concept of "seven heavens." Literalism is a mistake in theosophy, just as it has proven in fundamentalist Christianity. - S.C. Curtis, April 13, 2002



FROM the QUARAN


"O ye who believe! Murder those of the disbelievers, and let them find harshness in you." (Immunity 9: 123)


Murder means to break down the life aspects of a person to where those principals by which they exist actually die.


We have to work, not on killing the body but on killing the negative light within.


Here the admonition is to murder but remember this is metaphysical and never speaks of the physical body. It is speaking of the life force.


That is the light. Here that life force is negative and must be killed so a new life force can be put in place. Kill the negative light or blow it out so it can be filled with a new positive light.


The Wizard of OZ, and the Magician, is symbolic of the four functions of the human psyche, intuition, feeling, thinking and sensation. Mercury (Hermes) the alchemist, has the ability to unite the elements into a single whole.


Within each one of us exists an archetype Wizard. However, whenever we do admit to this kind of reality, we risk losing the empiric which is our reason and rational mind that has been built brick by brick throughout the centuries.


The Wizard represents the conscious mind, which being concentration and single-minded attention to a specific idea or goal triggered by the imagination, can draw upon forces from above to help give it form and make it a reality in the material world. Jung called it "individuation".


Perhaps this archetype symbolizes the discontent of many people who seek the answers to realizing their frustrated dreams and goals.


Seeking mastery over the obstacles, one may ask: "What am I not doing right?"


And the answer is.......


You're not asking your higher self, which can ONLY be done in MEDITATION, your communication station with the higher.

I didn't say it, the bible told me so!!!


It's hidden in the symbolism, you know the words that you have been reading LITERALLY your whole life.


The reality you find behind the curtain is something you have not seen or heard before, and when placed in its proper context, will amaze, astound, and most likely infuriate you for having been lead down a yellow brick road.


Centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits?


In all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry, persecution and bloodshed."
WHY?


(Judg 21:10 NRSV) So the congregation sent twelve thousand soldiers there and commanded them, "Go, put the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead to the sword, including the women and the little ones. (I understand this, but they actually carry it out literally every day on this planet)



BUT!!

Now the hardest question of all!

Why God, Do Hot Dogs Come in Packs of Ten and Buns in Packs of Six or Eight?


I could never figure that one out!



You simpleton you!

You see it's like this, hotdogs come in packs of ten, so that you will have to go buy two packs of buns to utilize all of the ten hotdogs.


If you bought the six lot, then you bought two packs of buns, so then you would have 2 buns left over, then you will have to buy another pack of ten hotdogs, to utilize those two buns, then you will have eight hotdogs left over, now all you have to do is go and buy some buns in a pack of eight , now you have an equal number of hotdogs and buns, then when you finsh these, all will turn out well, no left over hotdogs, and no left over buns.


You see this whole business of buying all those hotdogs and buns is set by the manufacturers to keep you buying more of their products, so that you will make them ritcher, while you go broker, is that a word? I believe I have been listening to your president, George W. Bush too much lately. Those Bushisms have worn off on me a little.


So the real answer is, quit eating hotdogs you fools, because the're bad for you anyway.


have I not written it in the book of Leviticus, where I wrote all those other absurdities, that you all take literally? If you're not sure, then go and read it.


And if I didn't write it, I'll add it the next go round.


Do I have to tell you everything?


I'm more concerned with this Andrew Zimmer guy, you have on the history channel down there, that eats goasts nuts, live beating frog hearts, stinky tofu, fried scorpions and live worms and larvae, amongst other things, that I never intended for mankind to eat.


He has surely sinned against me, and he will have his reward. he has broken all of my commandments concerning what I said to eat and not to eat.


Good God, how can he stomach all that stuff, and still be alive? He must have an iron stomach, did he cut his hair round, I warned against that, you know?


No round haicuts, like that Moe guy on the three stooges, he was a sinner, and he's now the barber in hell, he gives everybody down there in hell a round the world haircut just like he has, you see that's one of the jokes aconcerning hell, you have to have your hair cut by MOE, if you go there.


And for those that sport beards, remember that I said you cannot square the corners, that's a sin asginst me, so don't do it, or you will have to get your haircut by Moe, and it's silly looking, don't you think? Youll have a hard time attracting the females in hell, with haircuts like that.


In Christianity they are called the "Seven Seals". As we move through a chakra or open a seal we gain spiritual awareness. Or experience "revelation".


Some call it an "appocalypse" which means an uncovering of knowledge. Biblical revelations is predominantly about the individual journey of the soul. NOT a mass disaster at the end of time.


If a bunch of spiritually aware 1st century Christians showed up today they would be branded New Agers. Truth is constant. Every religion distorts it.


As they say, we have enough religion to hate each other. But not enough to love each other.


The funny thing is that ultimately it is all exactly as it is supposed to be. Perfect Chaos!




Nightwatchman




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